The last we heard, Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence were still sort of seeing each other. And last we heard, Kate Hudson had dropped Matt Bellamy like a hot potato and started up a flirtatious fling with Derek Hough. But why would Kate Hudson ever settle for a dancer when she could get a guy in a band? Because that’s her great love: boys in bands. She is the Forever Groupie. She’s still going to be bangin’ guys in bands when she’s 60 years old.
So, these are photos of Chris Martin and Kate Hudson hanging out together in Malibu over the weekend. They seemed to be with their kids, or at least… I can see Moses Martin and I can definitely see Bingham, her youngest boy, and maybe Ryder is somewhere in that group too. I don’t see Apple Martin but many of these damp children all look alike to me. You can see more photos here.
So, is this a beach playdate with the kids? Or is it something more? If it was Chris Martin with just another mom, some friend of Gwyneth’s, I would say it’s probably nothing. But by now, we know how Kate Hudson rolls. Chris Martin is in a band. One of the biggest bands of the past 15 years. Of course she’s trying to hit that. I always believed the story that Kate tried and failed to land Radiohead’s Thom Yorke too (he wasn’t into Forever Groupie). But Chris Martin? Currently consciously uncoupled and maybe in the midst of a faded relationship with J-Law? That’s an easy score for Kate Hudson. She circles her prey like a vulture, tossing her blonde hair back and laughing happily. So easy, so uncomplicated, maybe drop some hints about how he should write a song right then and there.
The somewhat complicated part is that Kate Hudson and Gwyneth are friends or at the very least, friendly acquaintances. Does that make it more difficult? Eh. If I had Goop’s Machiavellian mind, I would think Kate Hudson was a better choice than Jennifer Lawrence, you know? At least Goop can still look down her nose at Kate Hudson because Hudson has never won an Oscar. Plus, Gwyneth can see that much like J-Law, Kate will probably get tired of Chris’s personality sooner rather than later.
Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.
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